"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, from time to time the level of 'taste' has been a subject great concern for many of us. That is why I, as an inherently tasteful person, will tastefully dedicate myself to watch over this hotbed of blatantly rebellious and weird persons."
The Tasteful Lady is a somewhat prudish and prissy, conservatively dressed middle-aged apolitical woman who dispenses advice on gracious living and a life of elegance.
"Opening, Character Montage"
A short opening character montage by Mrs. Earbore.